8/15/21 – “You know you’re in prison when”

You can cook almost all food with hot water from the coffee machine

You can receive business advice from top college economic professors and hedge fund managers for free, yes they are inmates.

You put hot sauce on everything you eat, breakfast lunch and dinner

Grown men with tattoos all over their body watching girl reality tv shows. ALL DAY!

Your friend sends you a “Prison Recipe Book”

MTV, VH1, and the kids network are all blacked out

Daily you hear guys talking about which way is best to communicate on the outside. Supposedly nobody can listen in on facetime?

Guys all have their own disinfectant bottles they carry everywhere.

When all the food has passed its expiration. From what we were told they have 3$ a day to spend on food for us.